Jokes at Pop

Our current favourite jokes...

Q	Why did the biscuit cry?
A	because his mother was a wafer so long!
	(From Cassie aged 7)

Q	Why did the lion cross the road?
A	To get to the other pride!!!
	(From Adell aged 7)

Q	What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
A	Roberto.
	(From damian aged 12)

Q	what do you get if you cross a cow, a sheep and a goat?
A	the milky baa kid.
	(From sally aged 11)

Q	what is a fish's worst day
A	friday
	(From Tanya aged 11)

Q	what did the frog order at McDonalds?
A	french flies and a diet croke
	(From Rawnak aged 10)

Q	How did the farmer fix his jeans?
A	With a cabbage patch!
	(From Guilherme aged 9)

Q	What did the chicken say after she laid a 1000 eggs?
A	I'm eggausted
	(From jennifer aged 7)

Q	Did you hear about the magic tractor?
A	It turned into a field!
	(From bertie aged 6)

Q	do you know the joke about the butter?
A	I can't tell you,you might spread it!
	(From Lucy aged 7)

Q	what does a ghost take when it has a cough
A	coffin drops
	(From qasim aged 11)

Q	what did the trafic light say to the car?
A	don't look i am changing
	(From shriyansh aged 9)

Q	what is the best time to go to the dentist
A	tooth huty
	(From lenny aged 8)

Q	WHY DID THE JELLY BABY GO TO SCHOOL
A	BECAUSE IT WANTED TO BE A SMARTIE
	(From ELLIE aged 5)

Q	WHAT ANIMAL SHOULD NEVER PLAY CARDS
A	A CHEETAH
	(From EMILY aged 7)

Q	what do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire
A	Lots of blood tests
	(From Sophie aged 8)

Q	where do cows go on holiday
A	moo york
	(From laura aged 6)

Q	why do dragons make bad bosses?
A	Because they fire eveybody.
	(From Reece aged 8)

Q	what do you have when a elephant sits on your mate ?
A	a flat mate
	(From christina aged 7)

Q	when is a car like a frog
A	when is been toad
	(From malvis aged 7)

Q	what do you call a dog sitting by a fire
A	a hot dog
	(From mari aged 12)

Q	why did the banana go to the vet
A	because it wasnt pealing wel
	(From jamie-leigh aged 9)

Q	why did the mushroom go to the party
A	beccause he is a fun-guy
	(From saffie aged 7)

Q	how do you start a teddy bear race
A	ready teddy go!
	(From caitlin aged 8)

Q	why did the bull wear a bell
A	because its horn did not work
	(From erin aged 6)

Q	what do you call a deer with no eyes
A	no I deer
	(From mohamed aged 10)

Q	where do fish go on hoiday.
A	Finland
	(From amina aged 6)

Q	Why cant a bicycle stand?
A	Because it is two-tyred!
	(From Joshua aged 8)

Q	Why did the tomato blush?
A	It saw the salad dressing!
	(From Imogen aged 8)

Q	How do you make lady gaga cry?
A	Poker face
	(From Kirsty aged 7)