Jokes at Pop

Our current favourite jokes...

Q	Where do bulls keep there homework
A	In there beef case
	(From lia aged 7)

Q	Q. Which day does a monster eat people?
A	A. On chewsday! (Abeda
	(From Abeda aged 10)

Q	what happened to the guy that got caught eating fireworks
A	the police let him off
	(From david aged 10)

Q	how do birds feel at lunchtime
A	peckish
	(From savvy aged 7)

Q	waiter waiter will my pizza be long?
A	no sir it will be round!
	(From ava aged 7)

Q	A noise woke me up this morning. What was that ?
A	The crack of dawn !
	(From Holly aged 5)

Q	docter docter i am about to expoled in 59 sec
A	wait one minute
	(From zara aged 10)

Q	why do bears have a fur coat?
A	it would look silly in a raincoat!
	(From Bowen aged 7)

Q	Q.what time do you need to go to the dentist
A	A. Tooth hearty
	(From Junaid aged 10)

Q	shall i tell u a joke about a pencil?
A	no becuase you wont get the point lol
	(From anthony c aged 9)

Q	Why is it dangorous to do maths in the Jungle?
A	Because if you add 4 and 4 you get ate
	(From Muryum aged 10)

Q	why did the crab get arrested?
A	because he was always pinching things
	(From zaeema aged 10)

Q	what lies at the bottom of sea and shakes
A	A NERVOUS WRECK
	(From EDWARD aged 7)

Q	why dont sharks eat clownes
A	becouse it will taste funny
	(From courtney aged 8)

Q	why are hairdressers such good drivers
A	because they know the short cuts
	(From maicen aged 8)

Q	how did the farmer fix his jeans ?
A	with a cabbage patch
	(From Leah aged 12)

Q	what is a horses favriot sport?
A	STABLE TENIS
	(From Daisy - Mae aged 8)

Q	MUM can I have a dog for christmas?
A	No You will have turkey like everyone else!!
	(From Terry aged 7)

Q	why is it hard to get to sleep in a graveyard?
A	because everyone`s coffin
	(From Alex aged 7)

Q	Why did the biscuit cry?
A	because his mother was a wafer so long!
	(From Cassie aged 7)

Q	Why did the lion cross the road?
A	To get to the other pride!!!
	(From Adell aged 7)

Q	what is a fish's worst day
A	friday
	(From Tanya aged 11)

Q	How did the farmer fix his jeans?
A	With a cabbage patch!
	(From Guilherme aged 9)

Q	Did you hear about the magic tractor?
A	It turned into a field!
	(From bertie aged 6)

Q	WHY DID THE JELLY BABY GO TO SCHOOL
A	BECAUSE IT WANTED TO BE A SMARTIE
	(From ELLIE aged 5)

Q	what do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire
A	Lots of blood tests
	(From Sophie aged 8)

Q	why did the boy take a ladder to school
A	because it was highschool
	(From shannon aged 10)

Q	why do dragons make bad bosses?
A	Because they fire eveybody.
	(From Reece aged 8)

Q	why did the banana go to the vet
A	because it wasnt pealing wel
	(From jamie-leigh aged 9)

Q	Why did the tomato blush?
A	It saw the salad dressing!
	(From Imogen aged 8)